the new moon rode high in the crown of the metropolis, shining, like "who on top of this?"
Target details retrieved.
Target is a self-described coyote named Cadet. Target is an operative of multiple underground organizations forming a circuit around the Great Lakes region of the midwestern United States and lower Canada, spanning from Minneapolis to Montreal. Target also has ties to Phoenix, Arizona and Vancouver, British Columbia.
Elusive and flighty, target frequently changes location and, on occasion, form. Little is known about his particular personal connections and the topic is the subject of further investigation. Target is infamous for brazenly displaying himself in public before vanishing into thin air.
An artist by trade, target is a serial tagger and prankster, responsible for multiple public incidents across the United States and Canada.
Target is most frequently seen in sports merchandise relating to the Minnesota Vikings, Minnesota Timberwolves, Arizona Coyotes, Seattle Mariners and Vancouver Canucks.
Under no circumstances is the target to be approached in close quarters.
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...Are they gone yet?
Alright, the feds are gone. Hi. I'm a fat fluffy slut named Cadet. I've been trapped in this fandom since 2019 and it's only gotten more and more interesting every year. Especially after I got a tablet and a pen. Eternally obsessive over the old internet, I only ever learned what GeoCities was after it got shut down. I've wanted a little part of the internet for myself ever since. Fifteen years later, I finally made it. All the graphics you see here are made in-house.
Total sports wingnut. Infamously so. The briefing was right about that. Used to be one of those guys who hated the concept of physical activity, then I fell in with the Yotes, then the Vikes, then everything else. My favorite design projects are making teams just for myself. I smile every time a furry looks at me with distrust and confusion for being an open fuzzy fruit and a diehard hockey fan.
Voracious consumer of music, and of friends. You should check my RateYourMusic. Pick out something you like and go on your own journey.
Eternally dissatisfied artist. Always trying to get better. Lifelong hater of aliasing.
Missionary of the great word to love that fat boy. Born to die.
Oh, and you don't know me.
